(Source: ashleybzo)
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
- teenager: I'm being cyber bullied
- school counselor: nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes haha
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons
who lives in the vagina of a young teen
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
absorbent and yellow and bloody is he
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
Literally shoving Spongebob up your vagina. “I’M READY, I’M READY, I’M READY!”
tESS!
(Source: bootox)
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
